Parshas Shlach
CHICKEN YIDDLE
Volume 3 Issue 39
by Rabbi Mordechai Kamenetzky
"The sky is falling!" they shouted. Well not quite, but when the ten spies
who went to examine the Land of Israel brought back tales of horrific
stories of mighty and formidable enemies they threw a confident nation into
sheer terror. It is almost inconceivable that a nation that saw a sea split
and Egypt humbled would shirk in utter terror -- because of reports of
giants and fortified cities in their new country. The Medrash details the
episode. Upon returning to the Jewish camp the ten spies dispersed amongst
their own families and began to bemoan their fate. "Woe is to us!" they
cried. "Our daughters will be taken captive, our sons murdered, and our
possessions looted!"
Neighbor to neighbor, the tales spread, and within hours, the entire nation
was in a rebellious uproar, ignoring the positive reports that Calev and
Yehoshua brought back. They even besieged Moshe, demanding to return to
Egypt.
The Torah details the Jews' mordant reaction to the malicious tales of
gloom. Yet, it seems that it was not the tales of fortified cities or the
sight of mutated-looking giant fruits or even the actual giants themselves
that caused the Jews to lament. The way the story is related, the actual
wailing and rebellion occurred only after an interesting detail. The spies
described the giant men whom they encountered and the way they felt during
that experience. "And there we saw the sons of giants; we felt in our own
eyes like grasshoppers next to them" (Numbers 13:33). Immediately, the next
verse tells us, "The entire assembly raised up their voices and wept that
night, saying if only we had died in the land of Egypt or in the
wilderness!" (Numbers 14:1-3) It seems that the final words of the spies,
"we felt in our own eyes like grasshoppers next to them," set up this tragic
and futile reaction. Why?
My brother, Rabbi Zvi Kamenetzky, a rebbe in Skokie Yeshiva, loves telling
the following story:
Yankel, one of Warsaw's poorer folk, received a first-class train ticket
from a wealthy cousin to visit him in Lodz. Yankel arrived at the station
clutching his ticket tightly. He never took a train before and had no idea
where to go. He spotted some well-dressed individuals and just knew he was
not sitting with them. Then in the far corner of the waiting room he
noticed a group of vagrants with packs on their shoulders, their eyes
shifting back and forth. Yankel meandered toward them, figuring that their
place was his. The first class passengers began to board but the vagrants
still waited. All of a sudden, the whistle blew and the train began to
move. The vagabonds quickly jumped aboard the baggage car, Yankel following
in pursuit. He slithered into the dark car and lay with them underneath a
pile of suitcases, still clutching his ticket in fear.
He endured the bumps and heat of the baggage car and figured that such was
his fate until the door of the baggage compartment flew open and a burly
conductor flanked by two policemen entered. They began moving suitcases and
bags until they spotted poor Yankel and some of his new-found friends
cowering in a corner.
The large conductor loomed over them and asked with a sneer in his voice,
"can I see your tickets?"
Yankel looked up from his coat to see the officers staring at him. He
emerged from the group, shaking, and presented the sweat-infused ticket that
he had been clutching ever so tightly during the entire ordeal.
The conductor looked at it carefully and then began to laugh hysterically.
"Young man," he barked, "you have a first-class ticket! What are you doing
here lying with these dregs in the baggage compartment? When you have a
first-class ticket you ought act like a first-class passenger!"
The Jewish nation had no fear of giant fruit or giant men. They knew they
had leaders that could overcome any obstacle. After all, Moshe led them
across the Red Sea. Yehoshua and Chur helped defeat Amalek. But when they
heard the ten spies - princes of the tribes -- claim that they felt like
insects they knew that they had no chance to conquer the land of Israel.
They had nothing left to do but cry. Because if you are holding the first
class ticket but act as if you are a itinerant then your ticket is
worthless.
The giant fruit, fortified cities and powerful giants - all tiny acorns
compared to the power of the Almighty - suddenly loomed large. And the sky
began to fall on a self-pitying nation that was led by self-pitying leaders.
And with the falling sky, fell the dreams, hopes, and aspirations of a
generation that once yearned to dwell in the land of their forefathers. The
Jewish nation was left to ponder that message for 40 years in the desert and
perhaps thousands of years in the Diaspora.
That is what happens when mighty princes with first-class tickets to
paradise think that they are tiny grasshoppers holding tickets to nowhere.
